HORMONE HUMOR
August 1, 2011 by admin
Filed under Hormones, Uncategorized
Every once and a while it is good to laugh at ourselves.
We understand that humor is sometimes the only thing that can lift us up from the symptoms of hormonal
imbalance.
Here is some stuff I found while looking at the lighter side of hormones- hope you enjoy.
“If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn’t it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?” -Gloria Steinem
“Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.” -Camille Paglia
13 things PMS stands for:
- Pass My Shotgun
- Psychotic Mood Swing
- Perpetual Munching Spree
- Puffy Mid-Section
- People Make me Sick
- Provide Me with Sweets
- Pardon My Sobbing
- Pimples May Surface
- Pass My Sweets
- Prissy Mood Syndrome
- Poor Men Stink
- Pack My Stuff
- Potential Murder Suspect
The Hormone Hostage
The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he
takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant order!
- DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
- SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
- SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
- ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
- DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
- SAFER: Gee, you look great in brown.
- SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
- ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
- DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
- SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
- SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
- ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
- DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
- SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
- SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
- ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
- DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
- SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today?
- SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
- ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
Let’s not forget- hormonal imbalance is a very serious subject.
We at the DaSilva Institute understand how difficult the journey is and how important it is to have a board certified doctor that can help you with your hormonal deficiencies.
We understand how dire everyday life becomes when suffering from the symptoms of Menopause, Andropause or low hormone levels.
Our goal is to provide information and resources to help you discover how bioidentical hormone replacement therapy (BHRT) can help you Take Back Your Health™
For More Information Contact Us
To schedule an appointment at the DaSilva Institute, contact a Patient Services Representative at (888) 832-7458 or click Become a New Patient.
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